1 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,700 Hey, Nicholas, what are you reading? 2 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,100 A book. 3 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,800 Pretty big book, isn't it? 4 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:28,060 Yeah, well, I figured big books make you smart. 5 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:32,159 William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream. Where did you get that? 6 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,739 Johnny's room. 7 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,920 Well, how far into it are you? 8 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,180 Well, only the first page. 9 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,640 Well, that's pretty tough going, isn't it? I mean, there's no pictures. 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:47,020 Nope. Dad, is Hyperledo, is that a good guy or a bad guy? 11 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,440 Oh, well, William Shakespeare didn't always have good guys or bad guys, but 12 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,060 Hippolyta was queen of the Amazons. 13 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:56,420 The who? 14 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,160 The Amazons. They were a group of women warriors, and she was like their chief. 15 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,980 Oh, like Wonder Woman. 16 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,720 Yes, sort of, right. 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,660 Boy, they ought to put this Shakespeare guy on television. 18 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,990 Read the decks. I'm very late. 19 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:28,790 Do you mind? I'm extremely late. 20 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:32,630 Sure. Go ahead, Dad. It's sugar poppies with cinnamon banana. 21 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:35,930 Be kind and courteous to this gentleman. 22 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:40,510 Hop in his walks and gamble in his eyes. 23 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:47,750 Feed him with apricots and dewberries, purple grapes, green figs and 24 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:49,910 What is it this time? Ophelia? 25 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,950 No. Titania. 26 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,660 A Midsummer Night's Dream. 27 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:58,560 Oh, well, then you should talk to Nicholas because he's been reading it. 28 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,120 wondered where my book went. Nikki, I've been looking all over for it. I put it 29 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,540 back. I didn't like it. 30 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:04,780 Did you get the part, Tony? 31 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:06,520 No, not yet. 32 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,720 I'm auditioning for it this afternoon. 33 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:10,180 Are you nervous? 34 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,219 I'm nervous? 35 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,220 Oh, no. 36 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:13,580 It's only a part. 37 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:15,660 Why am I nervous? 38 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,620 I hope I'm not first. 39 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,680 I'll die if I'm first. 40 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,480 Would you sit down and eat, please? You're making me nervous. No, no. I 41 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,480 eat before an audition. 42 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:29,120 I mean, if you want to roll badly enough, you've got to be hungry for it. 43 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,280 Boy, what a way to make a living. 44 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,520 Tommy, this is art. 45 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,240 Sounds more like punishment to me. 46 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:43,620 Are you going to play Wonder Woman? No, Nicky. See, Titania is the queen of the 47 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:46,780 fairies, and she lives in this magical forest. 48 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,440 See, the whole play is like... 49 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:50,740 It's like a dream. 50 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:57,020 Very spacey and ethereal. And it's like... Well, before you leave us for 51 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:59,980 ethereal, would you be sure that you fill the car up with gas? 52 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:03,060 No, I'm only kidding. 53 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,220 Good luck. I'm rooting for you. Really. 54 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,500 Who was that masked man? 55 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,040 That's what gooseberries and doofus. 56 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:18,519 I think it's a happy play. 57 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,500 All about the hilarity of love. 58 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:23,340 Hey, how many of you ever caught the movie on TV? 59 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,360 It's fun, right? 60 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,000 Yet I'm sure I don't have to remind you that this is live theater. 61 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:32,360 There is no cutting room floor. 62 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,520 But take heart. 63 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,980 The People's Playhouse is our place to make mistakes. 64 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,300 To hone our craft. 65 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:42,760 To dig deep inside ourselves. 66 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:46,140 To explore our feelings, our emotions. 67 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:48,340 Our love. 68 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,320 Okay, now, let's have some readings. 69 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:59,220 First of all, for the role of Titania, queen of the fairies. 70 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:06,200 Now, we need someone with the ability to hide in acorn cups, who dresses in 71 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:11,200 garment fashioned of bat wings, and who wears a pearl necklace made from the 72 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,200 drops of dew. 73 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,840 Anyone qualified? 74 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,740 Our first victim, Karen Coughlin. 75 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,680 Ah, and here's the tricky part. 76 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,880 Instead of ricotta, we use... Ta -da! 77 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,400 Cottage cheese! 78 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,360 Because he's on a diet. 79 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,200 Give the lady two chili peppers because he's on a diet. That's good. 80 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:44,860 You ready? 81 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,340 Oh, me? 82 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,860 You. Oh, okay. 83 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:49,180 Right here. 84 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:54,070 Okay, so first the sauce, so it won't stick to the bottom, and then the 85 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:57,430 Right. And then the cottage cheese. Wrong. Oh. 86 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:58,770 The mozzarella. 87 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:01,090 Oh. Yeah, the mozzarella. Okay. 88 00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:05,230 Abby, is there anything wrong? You seem kind of distracted. 89 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:06,770 Yeah? Oh. 90 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:12,690 Well, I got a letter today from my former father -in -law, Walter Abbott, 91 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:15,490 he's coming to Sacramento on business, and he wanted to see me. 92 00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,230 So? 93 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:24,540 The man is a widower, and he's all alone in the world, and since Frank died, I'm 94 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:25,700 the only family he has left. 95 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,920 I still don't see the problem. 96 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:32,080 The problem is I haven't told him yet that I'm engaged. 97 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,120 You haven't told him you're engaged? 98 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,000 Abby, you're going to tell him, aren't you? Of course I'm going to tell him. I 99 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,780 just, you know, I have to find the right moment. 100 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,980 See, he's never really adjusted to Frank's death, and whenever I see him, 101 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:47,980 always so... 102 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:50,710 Emotional, you know. 103 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:55,210 Look, why don't you take him to lunch, tell him the truth, and bring him here? 104 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:56,650 We'll make him feel at home, Abby. 105 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,190 Yeah. 106 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:01,970 Okay. 107 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,770 Believe me, there's enough family to go around here. 108 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:08,670 That's for sure. 109 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:10,050 Don't worry. 110 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:11,290 It'll work out, okay? 111 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:13,850 Hey, thanks, Mary. 112 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:18,070 I don't know what I'd do without you, you know. 113 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:22,990 Yeah, probably so. 114 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:26,130 Hey, Dave, wait a minute. 115 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:29,150 What's up, Freddy? Listen, you interested in any jewelry? 116 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:32,530 Jewelry? Yeah, see, my old man's selling his jewelry store and going out of 117 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:35,970 business. I can get you anything you want at a fantastic discount. 118 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,029 You need a watch? 119 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:39,070 No, I got one. You planning on getting engaged, married? 120 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:40,350 Not if I can help it. 121 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:43,070 Petty man, he's got a dynamite collection of rings. 122 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:44,870 Well, thanks anyway, Freddy. 123 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,950 I'll keep it in mind. All right, you do that, Dave. You like the prices, man. 124 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,900 The part. The part of what, Joanie? In the play. I'm Titania. 125 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:10,140 Didn't Titania think of the North Atlantic or something? An iceberg, you 126 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,380 No, no, no. See, Titania's the queen of the fairies. 127 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:16,880 Oh, 128 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,180 you guys are putting me on, are you? 129 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:20,880 Putting you on what, Joanie? 130 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,820 You're impossible. Forget it. Joanie, come back. We're just kidding. Yeah, 131 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:26,820 on. Congratulations. 132 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:27,920 Congratulations? 133 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,640 About what? 134 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,080 Do you think she's upset? 135 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,240 Upset? About what? 136 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,059 The moon, methinks, looks with a watery eye. 137 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:46,920 And when she weeps, weeps every little flower, lamenting some enforced 138 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:53,840 Tie up my love's tongue and bring him silently. 139 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,240 All right, all right, everybody take five. That was awful. 140 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,400 Titania and the fairies, flying over here. 141 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,260 You want me to turn in my wings? 142 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,460 Jonah, you've got the talent. 143 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,940 Look, we've been working on this for a week. 144 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:21,720 We're supposed to be in the fairy world, the magical, mystical forest. 145 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,700 Not East Sacramento. 146 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,240 We're just not there. 147 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,200 No. 148 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:33,480 We're supposed to be in this romantic and irresponsible place. I just don't 149 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,379 how to get there. 150 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,259 You're right. 151 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:38,180 You're right. We need to be light and airy. 152 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:39,760 Mischievous. 153 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,220 The whole play hinges on it. 154 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:53,300 What... What if I played it like, um... Like I was sleepwalking, you know? Like 155 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:58,220 just my naked soul enjoying a romp through the purity of the forest. 156 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,560 That's it. 157 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:01,780 What's it? 158 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:02,960 The naked soul. 159 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,540 Huh? 160 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,780 Why didn't I think of it before? 161 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:10,420 Of course. 162 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,120 I'm sure that's how Shakespeare intended it. 163 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,200 The fairy court. 164 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,120 Light. 165 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:19,020 Unencumbered by realism. 166 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:21,820 Stripped of worldly cares. 167 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:25,660 Mark. 168 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,340 Shakespeare in the nude? 169 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,800 It was just one scene, the opening of Act Three. 170 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,500 But it's critical. 171 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,660 And then what do you think I should do? 172 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,600 I think you should give me that ice cream. You're on a strict diet. 173 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,880 I can help you get into shape. You need some sit -ups. No, Susan, that's not 174 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,880 what I'm asking you. 175 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,620 I want to know if this is the right thing. 176 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,060 Well, Joanie, that's for you to decide. 177 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,840 You really helped the play. 178 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,620 Besides, you know, if I didn't do it, I'd be letting the rest of the cast 179 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,960 They've already agreed to do it. 180 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:02,960 They'd have to recast Titania. 181 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,620 Get the rest of the cast, Joanie. What do you think? 182 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,180 That's just it. I don't know what I think. I'm all mixed up about it. 183 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:13,360 Well, look, why don't we just get up late and see how you feel about it in 184 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,360 morning? 185 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,660 Okay. Good night. Okay. 186 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:21,840 Good night. 187 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,880 Good night. 188 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:34,740 Hey, Susan, if I do decide to do it... 189 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,380 How do you think Dad'll take it when he finds out? 190 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,300 He'll freak. 191 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,760 I know. 192 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,720 I just don't think I can bring myself to tell him. 193 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,620 Well, if you don't tell him, he won't freak. 194 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:00,160 Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? 195 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,540 Oh, no, not me. I'm just talking in my sleep. 196 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:32,780 If I hear one more whistle, I'm gonna deck die. 197 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,180 David! 198 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,400 Oh, David, it's you! 199 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,280 What's the matter? You don't like my friends? 200 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:47,340 Oh, sure, I love guys like that. That's why I go to the zoo so much. 201 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,120 Well, so what's up? 202 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,540 Oh, well, um... Well, see, David, I've got this, um... 203 00:12:55,950 --> 00:13:01,490 Well, what I mean is that I've been asked to... Well, see, David, this is 204 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,470 is. I mean, we. 205 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:09,550 Well, I don't mean Susan and me, we. I mean, me and a few others have been... 206 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:15,530 You want to try? 207 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:18,130 Yeah, Joni's got this part in a people's playhouse. 208 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,650 Oh, I heard. Congratulations. 209 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,110 That's the big time. 210 00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:24,350 Yeah, and she's thinking of playing a scene in the nude. 211 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:26,670 You're kidding! 212 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,490 David! 213 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,790 Boy, that's some publicity stunt. 214 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,410 David, it's not a stunt. 215 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:38,230 And I didn't come here for a lecture or anything. I just want to know if you 216 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,230 think I should tell Dad. 217 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:43,830 All right. 218 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:44,850 Well, here's what I think. 219 00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,910 I mean, Dad's always prided himself on openness and honesty. 220 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:49,610 It's a Bradford tradition. 221 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,430 I mean, you've heard him. 222 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,410 If you've got a problem, come to Daddy. 223 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,660 The lines of communication are always open. 224 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,520 If you try to see it my way, I'll bend over backwards to try to see it your 225 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:00,660 Et cetera, et cetera. 226 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,880 Oh, so you think I should tell him? 227 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,560 Of course not. He'll freak. 228 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:12,220 Oh, thank you, David. I knew you'd help. 229 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,760 Hey, do me a favor. 230 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,020 Yeah, anything. 231 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,980 When you're done not telling Dad, don't tell me. 232 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,300 I don't want to know. 233 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,920 Oh, thanks. 234 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,160 If any of you can talk me out of it, speak now or forever hold your peace. 235 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:40,040 Hey, what are you guys doing here? Oh, that's what we'd like to know. 236 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,300 Oh, good, Tommy. I want your opinion, too. 237 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,400 Joni's going to do a nude scene on stage. 238 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,700 She what? 239 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,760 Oh, yeah, that's great. Great. Oh, come on, Tommy. 240 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,180 I'm trying to be a serious actress, and a serious actress will do anything to 241 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:53,859 help the role. 242 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,560 Well, I bet you Doris Day wouldn't do it. 243 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:59,480 Tommy, if I thought I would help the scene, I'd do the thing on roller 244 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:02,880 Yes, Joanie, but roller skates don't exploit the female body. 245 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,440 This is my first real chance to be seen. 246 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,740 Oh, you ain't kidding. 247 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,280 Yeah, think of the exposure. 248 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:17,520 Joanie, some people, even some liberal people, don't go for public nudity. 249 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:21,740 What she's trying to say is that most people just don't dig it. And most 250 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,800 undress in the dark. 251 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:27,520 Yeah. I mean, so the people that don't dig it just shouldn't buy a ticket, 252 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,580 right? 253 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,720 Look, 254 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,960 you know, lots of actresses have taken their clothes off before. 255 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,940 Not to mention the Royal Ballet and shows on public TV. 256 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,099 Right on. 257 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:43,140 Hey, you guys, I mean, this is 1977, right? She has nothing to hide. 258 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,240 Right off. I tell you what, why don't you send me an 8x10 glossy for my 259 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,380 I'll see you. 260 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:53,860 I'm not mad. 261 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,140 Hey, Nicholas, did you understand what this powwow was all about? 262 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,010 Joanie's gonna do porno. 263 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:10,630 Hi, Daddy. 264 00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:11,710 Hi. 265 00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:18,530 What the devil are you doing? I'm brushing my teeth. Mr. Schrader's 266 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:20,530 take my algebra exam over so I can't be late. 267 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:21,449 Hi, Daddy. 268 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:22,389 Oh, hi. 269 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,390 What are you reading? 270 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:27,290 I'm reading Joanie's play. This is a marvelous play. I'm really looking 271 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,470 to seeing it. Listen to this. 272 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:33,830 Captain of our fairy band, Elena is here at hand. 273 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:38,210 And the youth, mistook by me, pleading for a lover's fee. 274 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:41,370 Shall we their fond pageant see? 275 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:46,590 Lord, what fools these mortals be. 276 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:49,930 What do you think? 277 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,550 Don't call her. 278 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,750 We'll call you. 279 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,290 What fools these children be. 280 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:05,450 That's good. 281 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,230 Hope I'm not interrupting anything important. 282 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,410 No, no, hiya, David. No, no, you're not interrupting anything. I'm just talking 283 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,269 to myself. 284 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:16,890 Oh, one of those mornings, huh? Yeah, turning into one. What brings you around 285 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:17,890 here so early? 286 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:27,190 Dad, have you thought about giving Abby an engagement ring? 287 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:30,810 Oh, well, yeah, actually, I have thought about it, but, I mean, that's a lot 288 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:33,690 cheaper than actually buying one. Oh, not necessarily. 289 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:38,450 What would you say to a blue -eyed, one -carat diamond engagement ring? 290 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:39,449 I don't know. 291 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,010 I've never talked to one before. 292 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,910 You would if it only cost $300, wouldn't you? 293 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:48,990 $300? Oh, yes, that's cheap. I mean, don't they cost about $1 ,500? 294 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:50,370 That sounds like a real deal. 295 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,770 Deal nothing. It's a steal. 296 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,830 A guy at work's father's going out of business. 297 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:55,070 Everything must go. 298 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,830 I'm going to see the ring this morning. If it looks good, are you interested? 299 00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,230 Yes, definitely. 300 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:02,910 Call me at the office. I'll dig up the money. All right. See you later. 301 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,790 Sounds like a classy rock. 302 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:11,530 But then, you're a classy guy. 303 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:15,050 I'm talking to myself again. 304 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,610 Come in. 305 00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:28,720 What do you think? 306 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,480 I think it's great. 307 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,740 I still can't believe it. 308 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,640 Tell me, when you're rich and famous, will you still remember my name? 309 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:41,440 Oh, don't be silly. Of course I will. 310 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:44,900 Laurie, 311 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,320 but really, I can't chat now. 312 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,920 I've got to go out and put up the rest of these posters. 313 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,160 Ta -ta. 314 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,240 Ta -ta. 315 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:57,910 Up here! 316 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,410 Hi. Hi. 317 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:03,369 How'd it go? 318 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,150 Okay. Not so okay. 319 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,890 Come on in my room. Let's go. 320 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,190 Well, what happened? 321 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,030 I didn't tell him. 322 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,490 You didn't? 323 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:25,370 Abby. I tried, but every time I tried mentioning Tom, Walt would bring up 324 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,900 And I just couldn't. I guess I'm just not strong enough to do it by myself. 325 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,040 Well, okay. Why don't you invite him here for dinner tonight and he can meet 326 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,720 and you... I can't. He left town and he won't be back till next Friday. 327 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,140 Friday? 328 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:40,880 That's the 4th, isn't it? 329 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,160 Yeah, why? 330 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,760 Looks like we have a little conflict of interest, doesn't it? 331 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:49,700 Oh, boy. 332 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,560 Where are you going? To confession. 333 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,280 But I didn't know you were. I'm not. 334 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,860 It is the opinion of this reporter. 335 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,740 That's no good. 336 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:11,880 It is the, uh... It is the feeling of this reporter. It's soft and it's 337 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,900 It is the... Beyoncé of this reporter? 338 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,260 Beyoncé of this reporter. 339 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,640 Oh, oh, hi. 340 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:23,500 Hi. How's it going? Oh, well, not bad, actually. I was making this powerful 341 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,720 driving point, and right in the middle of it, I forgot what it was. 342 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,200 Do you want me to come back later? 343 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,200 No, no, no, of course not. 344 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,700 How about a drink? I have some additional powers in the bottom drawer. 345 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,860 During business hours? 346 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:40,640 Oh, why not? I mean, every newsman keeps a bottle in the bottom drawer. Like Lou 347 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,560 Grant, it goes with the image. Actually, this bottle is older than Nicholas, 348 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,920 but... What's the matter? 349 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,440 Oh, nothing much. 350 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,940 Yeah, yeah, there's something. I have a confession to make, and then I have some 351 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:54,940 bad news. 352 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,020 Oh? 353 00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:01,640 Well, why don't you give me one now and one tomorrow? 354 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:06,000 Oh, I wish I could. I can't. See, Tom, I never told you about my father -in 355 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 -law, Walter Abbott. 356 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,720 When Frank was still alive, he and I were very close, and, well, we've stayed 357 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,940 touch during the years, and, well, we had lunch together today, and... 358 00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:19,350 And what? 359 00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:24,510 Well, I was going to tell him about you and I getting married, and I didn't. 360 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,410 Oh? Well, why didn't you? 361 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:31,210 I don't know. We got to talking about Frank, and it just didn't seem to be the 362 00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:32,210 right moment. 363 00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:36,290 Well, I don't see what your ex -father -in -law has to do with you and me. 364 00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:40,070 Because he's a part of me, that's what, and he's very important to my life. 365 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:43,030 All right. Well, we'll go out to dinner some night, and I'll meet him, okay? 366 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,770 Oh, remember I told you there was another part. 367 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,010 Another part. 368 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,460 Oh, oh, the bad news. 369 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,780 Yeah? I know what it is. 370 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:53,240 What? He's a vegetarian. 371 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,620 No, that would be a good part. No, see, he flew to Portland today, and he won't 372 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,640 be back until next week, and only for one night. 373 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:05,060 Oh. Well, all right. If it's that important to you, I'll make myself 374 00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:06,060 any night you say. 375 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,760 Well, that's just it. The one night is October 4th. That's the night of 376 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,420 play. It's the only night. 377 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,460 Oh, I just came by to see how everything was going. 378 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,720 A concerned parent on the prowl, no doubt. 379 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,600 Hey, it's nine o 'clock. Do you know where your children are? 380 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,820 How are the rehearsals going? 381 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,360 Oh, great. 382 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:01,920 Just great. 383 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,840 Great. 384 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,060 Joanie, I have to talk to you. 385 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:07,540 About what? 386 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,600 About the play. 387 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:12,840 You see, I found out something today that came as a complete surprise. 388 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:14,970 Uh, Dad. Let me finish. 389 00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:20,190 Abby came by the office and dropped a bombshell. 390 00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:24,510 Abby? Uh, how'd she know? Well, what it was was a complete lack of 391 00:23:24,510 --> 00:23:25,510 communication. 392 00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:27,650 You see, I should have been told earlier. 393 00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:30,090 Dad, I'm sorry. 394 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:31,430 You're sorry? 395 00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:32,890 No, I'm the one that's sorry. 396 00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:34,430 I feel terrible. 397 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:37,590 Terrible? Yes, I can't come to see the play. 398 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,450 You can't? 399 00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:41,810 You can't? 400 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,700 No, I have to go out to dinner with Abby's father -in -law. 401 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:49,100 He'll only be here for one night, and it's a long story. 402 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,800 That's all right, Dad. 403 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,980 I understand, really. 404 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,800 Thank you. 405 00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:57,700 You're a real trooper. 406 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:00,380 Don't you worry. 407 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,640 I'll make it up to you. 408 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,760 Thanks. Can I get you? Hi. 409 00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:15,650 Somebody up there like, oh, thank you, Abby's father -in -law, whoever you are. 410 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,850 Could I just have a little bite, please? Just one bite? 411 00:25:12,590 --> 00:25:13,590 Titania, be strong. 412 00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:14,810 The play is tonight. 413 00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:17,010 You're right. 414 00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:20,070 I'll starve for today, but tomorrow I'm going to eat everything. 415 00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:22,310 That's the spirit. Good morning. Good morning. 416 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:23,730 Are you still going through with that? 417 00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:25,050 Oh, relax, Tommy. 418 00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:27,230 Nobody makes a big deal about nudity anymore. 419 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:29,570 Oh, yeah, that's why Playboy's hit the big flop. 420 00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:34,590 Ah, it's puberty once again rearing its ugly head. 421 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:38,650 I'm so looking forward to Tommy's adolescence. And we're getting so tired 422 00:25:38,650 --> 00:25:39,650 yours. 423 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:54,350 They don't ever have sisters. They're a drag. 424 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:58,350 Oh, did you see the game Sunday? Yeah, I'm sure glad they're letting him call 425 00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:02,430 his own plays. Sure, put his knee and don't give out. He's still got a good 426 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:07,450 Hey, Bradford, I know all about your sister. 427 00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:11,190 Yeah, I'm really glad to hear that, Lenny. Hey, Steve, he's glad to hear 428 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:14,090 I wonder how he'll feel after we see the play. 429 00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:15,850 Look, Lenny, will you just shut up? 430 00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:19,090 Tell your sister I'm ready. 431 00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:20,930 All right, Lenny, why don't you just cool it? 432 00:26:21,210 --> 00:26:23,050 You gonna do something about it, Bradford? Yeah. 433 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:24,430 Pull off, man. He'll kill you. 434 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,090 I won't be needing Miss October anymore. 435 00:26:31,050 --> 00:26:35,370 I'll just take my camera tonight and, uh, click, click. 436 00:26:37,410 --> 00:26:40,110 Give me that boy and I will go with thee. 437 00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,690 Ha! Not for thy fairy kingdom. 438 00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:45,350 Ferry's away. 439 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:48,410 We shall chide down right if I longer stay. 440 00:26:49,530 --> 00:26:50,550 Oh, how dare you? 441 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Pretty good. 442 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,580 Pretty good, only pretty good? 443 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,920 What are you doing? 444 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,340 You only go around once. 445 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,900 Nancy, I'm just going to shampoo my hair. 446 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,600 Okay, you want to try it again? 447 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,680 Oh, how can you possibly shampoo your hair and cue me at the same time, huh? 448 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,400 Oh, try me. 449 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,000 Okay, what's the line? 450 00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,880 Okay, here it is. Wait a minute. 451 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,419 It's right there. 452 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,420 Ill met. 453 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,619 Bye, Moonlight. 454 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:22,620 Proud Titania. 455 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,340 What? Jealous Oberon. 456 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:27,140 Tommy, hi. 457 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,500 What happened? 458 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,720 I was sent home. 459 00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:34,060 For fighting? 460 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,860 No, for walking into a door. 461 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:42,140 Oh, boy. I think we better check this out. You better do it. 462 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,000 My hair needs another round. 463 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,760 Bottoms up. 464 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160 I told you nothing. 465 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:01,260 Come on. 466 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,260 Don't get a black eye for nothing. 467 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,160 Well? 468 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080 Was it a girl? 469 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:14,320 Wendy Springer? 470 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,680 Then who? 471 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:33,480 Some big guy was making a lot of dumb cracks about the play. 472 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,820 You see, his brother's the stage manager down there, and he heard about the 473 00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:37,820 scene you're doing tonight. 474 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,840 You took a beating because of me? 475 00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:44,760 No, I took a beating because Lenny Brandt's a jerk. 476 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:52,920 Maybe it just isn't worth it. 477 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,960 What? 478 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,120 I mean, if you wind up paying the price... Hey, Joanie, you're not 479 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,120 backing out, are you? 480 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,520 Well, maybe I should. 481 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:10,160 You're worth a lot more to me than a lousy play. 482 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,320 Look, Tony, I'm not real crazy about what you're doing. 483 00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:19,240 But I'm not going to let Lenny Brandt or any other jerk bully you into quitting. 484 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,400 Do you mean that? 485 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,120 Oh, thanks, Tommy. 486 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,500 Hey, listen, you going to come see the play? 487 00:29:30,289 --> 00:29:31,930 Oh, no, don't push it. 488 00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:35,550 Yeah, okay. 489 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,510 Thanks. 490 00:29:42,470 --> 00:29:44,030 Relax, I'll make sure he's on time. 491 00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,490 Don't worry about a thing, okay? 492 00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:48,130 Bye. 493 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,060 I called to remind you not to be late. 7 .30 sharp. Apparently, Mr. Abbott is 494 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:02,060 very punctual. 495 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,920 Oh, boy. He has to pick one night to come to Sacramento. 496 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,079 One night. 497 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,600 Come on, Dad. It can't be that bad. 498 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:11,320 Oh, it is. I mean, it's bad enough to be looked over by a total stranger. 499 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:13,800 But to miss Joanie's play, that's terrible. 500 00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:18,820 Oh, boy. Do you look beautiful. 501 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:20,700 Thanks. 502 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,960 Are you nervous? 503 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,280 Yeah. 504 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,120 Oh, I wish I could be there. 505 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,240 Oh, don't feel bad, Dad. 506 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,680 I understand. 507 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,880 You know I'm sorry. 508 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,300 She knows. She knows. 509 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:35,180 Break a leg. 510 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,080 Thanks. 511 00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:38,260 See you later. 512 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,120 Boy, what a trooper. 513 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,420 Do you think that she understands? 514 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,180 Of course she understands. 515 00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:46,460 It's just a play. 516 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:47,980 There'll be other plays. 517 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,020 Dad, can we have some money for pizza, please? Oh, how many? The four of us. 518 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,520 Four of you? What about Tommy? Uh, he's not hungry. 519 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:57,200 Tommy isn't hungry? That's impossible. 520 00:30:57,780 --> 00:31:02,460 Yeah, well, he's got a little problem with his hamster. With his hamster? I 521 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,460 didn't know about this. 522 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,560 Oh, thanks. 523 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,540 Thanks. Bye. Bye. 524 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:07,900 See you. 525 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,500 Come in. 526 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,120 What you doing? 527 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,600 Cleaning my hamster cage. 528 00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:31,970 Tommy, turn around. 529 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:37,110 Not bad. 530 00:31:37,790 --> 00:31:39,430 Did you get something in your eye? 531 00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:41,590 Dad, I really don't want to talk about it. 532 00:31:42,690 --> 00:31:43,690 Give it a try. 533 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:49,890 Okay. I got into a fight. 534 00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:51,930 And what did the other guy look like? 535 00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:53,950 Better than me. 536 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:57,750 Oh, well, I guess that's punishment enough. What was it about? 537 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:00,750 Nothing? Nothing? 538 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,870 You got a humdinger like that fighting over nothing? 539 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,270 I hope she was worth it. 540 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:11,330 She was. 541 00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:14,550 You know, you'd be used to it. 542 00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:17,350 Hi, guys. Looks great. 543 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:22,730 I'll be right there. 544 00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:23,970 Oh, take your time. 545 00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:26,210 Walt is very punctual. 546 00:32:26,990 --> 00:32:27,990 Good for Walt. 547 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:33,740 We should be a little more positive about this. Don't worry. I'll be on my 548 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:34,740 behavior. 549 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,920 Are you ready? 550 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,280 Almost. 551 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,400 What do you mean, almost? 552 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:41,920 Before we go... What? 553 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:45,840 There's something I want you to have. Now, close your eyes. Tom, it's late. 554 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,440 We've got to go. Come on, please. Walt, we'll wait. 555 00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:48,860 Close your eyes. 556 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,820 Close my eyes? Yes. Don't peek. 557 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:53,920 Okay. My eyes are closed. All right. My eyes are closed. No, they're not. Okay. 558 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:05,690 Oh, Tom, that's gorgeous. 559 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:08,570 So are you. 560 00:33:11,010 --> 00:33:12,010 You shouldn't have. 561 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,250 Oh, but I should have. 562 00:33:14,550 --> 00:33:16,210 Well, it must have cost a fortune, huh? 563 00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:19,470 Lady, you're worth a fortune. 564 00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:29,450 I love you. 565 00:33:30,590 --> 00:33:31,590 I love you. 566 00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,210 Dad, 567 00:33:49,430 --> 00:33:54,990 I want you to meet Tom Bradford. Tom, this is Walt Abbott. 568 00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:56,290 How do you do? 569 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:58,790 Tom is having dinner with us. 570 00:33:59,050 --> 00:34:00,050 Oh. 571 00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:24,210 See, Dad, Tom is sort of a 572 00:34:24,210 --> 00:34:25,210 special friend. 573 00:34:25,469 --> 00:34:27,469 I mean, person. 574 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:35,270 He... We have become sort of 575 00:34:35,270 --> 00:34:37,590 special people to each other. 576 00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:39,530 Abby, what are you trying to say? 577 00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:45,949 What I'm trying to say is... 578 00:34:46,989 --> 00:34:51,190 What she's trying to say, Mr. Abbott, is we're engaged to be married. 579 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:59,930 Well, congratulations seem to be in order. 580 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:04,670 Congratulations. 581 00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:06,010 Thank you. 582 00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:08,850 They say the veal here is very good. 583 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:17,960 Indian air by night. 584 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:20,340 Well, often has she gossiped by myself. 585 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,720 I'm just running the... Oh, come on, don't tease me. 586 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,420 There's four of us. Thank you. 587 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:33,560 Nervous? Looks good, huh? 588 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,240 Yeah, do you think Joanie's nervous? She's probably scared to death. 589 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,360 It's a good thing Dad's not here. Yeah, it is. 590 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,120 What was it again you did in the service? 591 00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:41,740 Army, press corps. 592 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,440 Building up the generals, huh? 593 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,880 Well, as much as I could. 594 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:52,100 Overseas? More like Tennessee. 595 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:05,200 Purge thy mortal grossness so that thou shalt like an airy spirit go. 596 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,480 Ready. 597 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,220 So when Frank and Abby moved down south to Camp Pendleton, the only thing left 598 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,220 for me was work. 599 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,520 I made the Millionaire's Club the second year. 600 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,520 The only other guy to do that was Roy McGinnis. Or was it Ralph Sturdivant? 601 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,960 Whatever. 602 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,140 I hope I'm not boring you. 603 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,700 Oh, no, no, not at all. 604 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,860 Well, then what's the matter? You don't seem to be here. 605 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:43,640 Oh, you're right, Walter, and I'm sorry. It's just that... 606 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:46,810 My mind isn't on this dinner. 607 00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:48,170 What is it? 608 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:53,430 Well, you see, my daughter Joni is in a play tonight, and it's just one 609 00:36:53,430 --> 00:36:54,430 performance. 610 00:36:54,990 --> 00:37:00,070 I tell you, if you could have seen her face, she was so understanding when I 611 00:37:00,070 --> 00:37:01,330 told her that I couldn't be there. 612 00:37:02,070 --> 00:37:04,010 She was fighting back the tears. 613 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:05,930 Well, can we still catch her? 614 00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:07,670 Oh. 615 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:12,590 Well, yes, as a matter of fact, we could catch the third act. Well, then what 616 00:37:12,590 --> 00:37:13,590 are we sitting here for? 617 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,010 Check. 618 00:37:28,010 --> 00:37:29,870 We are haunted. Pray, masters. 619 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:31,110 Fly, masters. 620 00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:33,870 I'll follow you. I'll lead you back the round. 621 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,850 Through fog, through bush, through briar, through grape. 622 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:38,350 Sometime a horse I'll be. 623 00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:39,730 Sometime a hog. 624 00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:41,070 A headless bear. 625 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:01,330 What do I see on thy head? What do you see? 626 00:38:01,650 --> 00:38:04,190 You see an asset of your own, do you? 627 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,030 Bless thee, bottom. Bless thee. Thou art translated. 628 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,650 They know this knavery. 629 00:38:14,230 --> 00:38:16,690 They do this to make an ass of me. 630 00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:19,210 It's going great. 631 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:22,510 It's going great. Now, now, remember, concentration away from yourselves. 632 00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:25,650 Light, airy, fantastical. 633 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,090 And I will sing. 634 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:32,100 that they shall hear, I am not afraid. 635 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,520 The wuss so cocked, so black. 636 00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,940 Okay, get ready. 637 00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:40,760 What 638 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:56,240 angel 639 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,320 wakes me from my flower? 640 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:27,740 Joanie. Joanie. 641 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,840 There's somebody you ought to talk to. 642 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,520 Mary, I'm just not up to it right now, okay? 643 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,120 Neither is he, but better now than in the morning. 644 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,240 Where is he? 645 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,400 In the kitchen. 646 00:40:19,470 --> 00:40:21,070 Dad? You're angry, aren't you? 647 00:40:26,630 --> 00:40:28,970 I don't know if it's anger or disappointment. 648 00:40:31,090 --> 00:40:32,890 One thing it filled me was embarrassing. 649 00:40:34,690 --> 00:40:39,830 How do you suppose I felt seeing people that I work with, friends? 650 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:44,740 See, Joanie, it wasn't just you up on that stage. 651 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,360 It was me. 652 00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:48,800 The whole world was staring. 653 00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:54,460 But that's what acting is all about, Dad, with or without a costume. 654 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,100 Being an actress is the most important thing in my life. 655 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,340 And being in that play meant a whole lot to me. 656 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,600 I'm just sorry that I hurt the most important person in my life. 657 00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:15,970 I didn't want to hurt you, really. 658 00:41:21,410 --> 00:41:27,970 Maybe if I'd known about it before I saw the play... No, no, I'd have asked you 659 00:41:27,970 --> 00:41:28,970 to quit. 660 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,810 I wanted to tell you, Dad. 661 00:41:31,130 --> 00:41:36,470 I... I talked it over with all the others. 662 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,430 And everybody said, Mom's the word? 663 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,800 No leads. 664 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,520 They were all stuck together. 665 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:51,260 Let me ask you. The little souvenir that Tommy got, was that on account of you? 666 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,120 Yeah. 667 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,280 Everybody came through for you. 668 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,440 Everybody except me. 669 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,020 But you didn't know. 670 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,340 I'm glad I didn't. 671 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,960 Because I wouldn't have been with you. 672 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,320 And that would have hurt me more than not having been told. 673 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,220 I understand why you did what you did, Joanie. 674 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,460 You thought it was right and you stuck by your guns. I'm proud of you for that. 675 00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:27,420 Only you... You've got to realize when you do things, especially certain 676 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,720 things, it's going to affect all of us. 677 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:38,080 So in the future, please take everybody's feelings into account. 678 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:45,750 It's your world, honey. 679 00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:48,670 So grow with it. 680 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:52,070 But, Daddy... 681 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:59,230 You 682 00:42:59,230 --> 00:43:03,130 didn't even say whether you liked the play. 683 00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:04,830 The play? 684 00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:06,149 What play? 685 00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:07,790 Oh, come on, stop teasing. 686 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,270 I'm not teasing you. 687 00:43:09,710 --> 00:43:12,650 Listen, when you walked out on that stage, I didn't hear a word. 688 00:43:15,029 --> 00:43:16,470 Oh, I love you, Daddy. 689 00:43:34,890 --> 00:43:37,230 Yeah? Connor and Poulombi, Bunko Squad, ma 'am. 690 00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:38,450 What? 691 00:43:39,090 --> 00:43:43,390 Look, the plane's closed. We're not doing it again. As Tom Bradford lived 692 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,980 Yeah, but he didn't have... Is he home? 693 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,640 What do you want him for? 694 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,120 I mean, I'm legally liable. I'm over 18. 695 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:52,760 Just get him, honey, will you? 696 00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:55,860 Yeah. 697 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,400 But, Sergeant, we had no idea. 698 00:44:04,660 --> 00:44:05,660 That so? 699 00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:09,750 This is a pretty hot rock you got here, lady. We've been tracing it for months. 700 00:44:10,030 --> 00:44:12,950 Well, who knew? A guy gives you an engagement ring, you don't ask for a 701 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:17,610 receipt. Tell me, weren't you just a little suspicious when you saw... To 702 00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:18,990 Bernice from Carl? 703 00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:20,310 I never looked. 704 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,910 All right, let's have it once more. 705 00:44:23,590 --> 00:44:25,370 You got the ring from... Him? 706 00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:29,630 Yes, and I got it from my son, who we told you before got it from this boy 707 00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:33,950 he works with, Fred Gorman. Why don't you question him? Relax, we're running a 708 00:44:33,950 --> 00:44:35,070 check on Gorman right now. 709 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,200 And so, great, that's terrific. I mean, and until you can find Gorman, you're 710 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,800 going to lock us up? I mean, tell me, do we look like the typical jewel thieves? 711 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,000 You don't want me to answer that question, do you? 712 00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:48,360 Uh, sit tight. It's for us. 713 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,680 Oh, well, look, the thing is, I mean, if we had no knowledge that the ring was 714 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,800 stolen, why are we being held responsible? 715 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:59,960 Easy. You are the possessor of the article in question at the moment. And 716 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,180 possession is nine -tenths of the law, right? 717 00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,700 You catch on quick. 718 00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:07,100 They're clean, Gus. Gorman's just made a full confession. 719 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:11,820 Oh, well, does that mean that we're free to go? I mean, stay. 720 00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:13,820 Yep. 721 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:16,040 Oh. What about the ring? 722 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,200 Evidence. Sleep tight. 723 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:22,000 We'll let ourselves out. Okay. Very good. Bye. Bye -bye. 724 00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:24,820 Well, 725 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:28,940 I never did want an engagement ring anyway. 726 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,660 Don't worry. You're not going to get one. 727 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,000 One thing I learned, I will never buy any more secondhand jewelry for my son. 728 00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:36,240 Well, I should hope not. 729 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,500 Boy, what a day. 730 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,840 What a night. 731 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:42,560 You know, it's almost 1 o 'clock. Don't you have to get home? 732 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,460 Yeah, I do. I have to be up at 7 .30. I'm just going. But, Tom, I have another 733 00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:48,460 confession to make. 734 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:49,820 Another confession? 735 00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:52,220 How many fathers -in -law do you have? 736 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,960 No, no, no. There are no more fathers -in -law, I promise. 737 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:56,640 Well, it is getting late, Harvey. 738 00:45:56,990 --> 00:46:00,990 Tom, I really need to get this off my chest, okay? Okay, go ahead, confess. 739 00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:02,990 seems to be a great day for confessions. Okay. 740 00:46:03,650 --> 00:46:09,110 I just took Walt to the airport, and in the car on the way back, I finally began 741 00:46:09,110 --> 00:46:13,310 to understand why I'd been having such a difficult time telling Walt about our 742 00:46:13,310 --> 00:46:14,310 engagement. 743 00:46:14,610 --> 00:46:19,690 I want you to know that I was never ashamed of us or anything like that. It 744 00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:24,330 something else, you know, something really deep inside. 745 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,920 See, Tom, I loved Frank very much. 746 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,700 Probably as much as you loved Joan, right? 747 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,280 I still do. 748 00:46:34,620 --> 00:46:37,400 And if they were still alive, we'd still be with them. 749 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:44,780 And what with Walt and with the wedding plans, I just got all 750 00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:45,780 confused. 751 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,680 See, there's my love for you, and there's my love for Frank. 752 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,900 And something inside me wonders if... 753 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,580 If I'm being respectful to Frank's memory. 754 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,200 Do you understand? 755 00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:03,660 Happy when someone dies. 756 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,400 Your love doesn't die with them. 757 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,800 I know. 758 00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:09,380 Who knows? 759 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,380 Right now, you're Frank. 760 00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:14,660 Maybe washing the dishes with my Joan. 761 00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:18,040 I don't think so. 762 00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,180 Frank never did the dishes. 763 00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:27,340 Nicholas, what are you doing up? 764 00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:31,860 Well, see, Dad, I did something bad, and I have to tell you. Oh, no, not another 765 00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:34,180 confession. It's all right, Nicholas. 766 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,040 You're forgiven. It's all right. It is? 767 00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:37,840 Yes, just go to bed. 768 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,140 I can't. 769 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:40,420 Why not? 770 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:45,780 Well, see, I have these cookies smuggled under my covers, and, um, I forgot, and 771 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,780 I started jumping on my bed, and they got all crummy. 772 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,840 You didn't. 773 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,800 So then I started sleeping on the floor, and, um... 774 00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:59,760 I got uncomfortable, so then I woke up, and now I don't have no place to sleep 775 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,760 except your bed. 776 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:02,100 My bed. 777 00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:04,440 Relax, Tom. You could do a lot worse. 778 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,380 I could do a lot better. 779 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:20,280 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. 780 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,200 Twenty -two. 781 00:48:27,380 --> 00:48:28,440 Twenty -one. Twenty -three. 782 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,500 Twenty... Oh, David, come on, please. 783 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,160 What are you doing, killer? 784 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,178 Twenty -three. 785 00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:37,840 I'm pumping iron. What's it look like? 786 00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:40,300 Tired of being a 98 -pound weakling? 787 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,260 No. 788 00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:45,100 I'm just getting ready. 789 00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:46,620 Ready for what? 790 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:48,720 Will you see this black eye? 791 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,200 Oh, yeah. It's a beauty. 792 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,380 Oh, it's the last one I intend to get. 793 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,280 Be prepared, right? 794 00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:56,580 Right. 795 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,040 Prepared for what? 796 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:05,300 Well, one, Joanie's doing another play. Two. 797 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:07,340 What's the play? 798 00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:08,620 Three. 799 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,680 Peter Pan. 800 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,080 Four. Peter Pan in the nude? 801 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:14,860 You never can tell.